Wizard Wheezes
Q. Why did the Slytherins cross the road twice?
A. Because they're dirty double-crossers
Q. Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?
A. So nobody could tell which side he was on
Q. What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
A. Stop that now. I'm Sirius.
-Knock knock
-Who's there
-You know
-You-Know-Who?
Q. What do you call a Hufflepuff with one braincell?
A. Gifted
A. Because they're dirty double-crossers
Q. Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?
A. So nobody could tell which side he was on
Q. What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
A. Stop that now. I'm Sirius.
-Knock knock
-Who's there
-You know
-You-Know-Who?
Q. What do you call a Hufflepuff with one braincell?
A. Gifted